Wonders, Thoughts Drunken Fools

1. Had a wordrobe malfunction
2. Located the manufacturer of the Cosby family’s sweaters
3. Decided Martin Lawrence’s new movie “Rebound” should have been titled “Damn Gina!”
4. Talked to Jesus…Jesus Gonzales, my mom’s lawn guy
5. Wondered about cheese balls, and how they can improve my sex life.
6. My new goal in life is to become the next Oxi-Clean spokesman
7. Sent an e-mail to Paulie Shore just to see if he is desperate enough to reply
8. Became suspicious of an old lady at Lowes who was buying the needed materials to make a beer bong
9. Invited myself to her house later on tonight
10. Realized how much of a sell out Bruce Bruce has become

Merry Christmas

Listen everyone. I know this has been a very interesting year for most of us. We have experienced a lot of things over the last couple of months. However today is a day to be happy with your life, and enjoy your friends. – So friends Peace be with all of you. Note that the new improved smart ass will be back next year. – Out

Suicide – Read this and think about it again

As I said in my earlier post. We kind of knew early this morning what happened to James Dungy. Now I am not sure if anyone would have spotted the warning signs, or even know what to for him. I offer this one suggestion for anyone thinking about it.

Thinking of getting rid of the pain. Read this website. Call ASAP for help.

http://www.metanoia.org/suicide/

Peace-

James Dungy 12/21/2005

I have met the Dungy kids a couple of different times here in Tampa, over the years I have watched this young man grow up, from a brief conversation during some Super Bowl Events to meeting him out and about town. I am a father, Tony’s concept of being a father to your children and not just a Dad is somthing that I agree with. We have to focus on our children, raise them up to be respectful, God fearing men, while we await the details, I have details as to what happened, I am deeply saddened by the event. Tony is on his way back to Tampa, may already be here. This year has been marked with great success for him, and now will forever be marked with the greatest lose a parent can have. Rest in peace James, Rest in peace. – End

Tony Dungy’s son found dead in Lutz apartment

Tony Dungy’s son found dead in Lutz apartment: “LUTZ – A former Buccaneers coach still beloved in the bay area is facing a personal tragedy, even as his new team prepares for a run at the Super Bowl.

Tony Dungy’s 18-year-old son James was found dead in his USF-area apartment early this morning by Hillsborough County deputies. There were no signs of foul play, investigators said, but they would not confirm if the cause of death was suicide.

According to the sheriff’s office, James was not breathing when his girlfriend, Antoinette Anderson, returned to the Campus Lodge apartment complex off Livingston at 1:30 a.m. Deputies performed CPR on James when they arrived and rushed him to University Community Hospital, where he was pronounced dead”

What did I do today ?

1. Discovered calling off work to watch an I Love the 80’s marathon was so worth it
2. Considered what owning a mint-condition ATARI with PowerPad would do for my sex life
3. Asked a worker in Starbucks if he could point me to the nearest Eiffel Tower
4. Added to his confusion by quickly demanding an M&M Blizzard with sprinkles
5. Pretended to be on my cell phone asking somebody on the other end how to wipe my ass, when a co-worker entered the stall next to me…”Did you say I wipe back to front? Or front to back?”
6. Called up to the HR department to find out if question #5 on my 2006 employee health benefits form, “Do you smoke?” meant cigarettes or “like other stuff”
7. Wondered if anyone would be offended if I show up on Halloween dressed as a hurricane victim (will require lugging around a bucket of water to dump on myself every 10 minutes)
8. Shattered last months numbers by only being spotted twice scratching my balls in public
9. Dreamt I was Janet Jackson’s secret daughter…err, huh?
10. Realized even at the age of 40, I still like to spin globes and pretend wherever my finger is when it stops is where I will live….Go Madagascar!

The end of the line

Where is Matt

Well I normally never post links for people. Matt however is someone we can watch and enjoy. He is on the trip of a life time. To be young and free. Lets raise a glass for Matt as he dances around the world. Good luck.

Peace

http://www.wherethehellismatt.com/dancing.htm

Eggnog – Drunk

Eggnog

Serves 26
This eggnog’s rich, cloudlike texture is produced by separating the eggs and beating the whites before adding them to the milk mixture. The eggnog base can be made one day in advance; just beat in the stiff egg whites and whipped cream just before serving.

12 eggs, separated
1 1/2 cups superfine sugar
1 quart whole milk
1 1/2 quarts heavy cream
3 cups bourbon
1/2 cup dark rum
2 cups cognac ( maybe more )
Freshly grated nutmeg

1. In a very large bowl, beat egg yolks until thick and pale yellow. Gradually add sugar to yolks. With a wire whisk, beat in milk and 1 quart cream. Add bourbon, rum, and cognac, stirring constantly.

2. Just before serving, beat egg whites until stiff. Fold into mixture. Whip remaining 1/2 quart heavy cream until stiff, and fold in. Sprinkle with nutmeg.

Note: Raw eggs should not be used in food prepared for pregnant women, babies, young children, the elderly, or anyone whose health is compromised.

Thanks Martha Steward, I want to be good and drunk before Santa comes over